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jug, because i'd been using it for weeks to water our plants, and "it wants to feel useful." i made friends with a small sample-sized bottle of shampoo, for absolutely no good reason i could explain, being absolutely convinced it wanted to sit happily in the left corner of the tub, and consistently
(the flip side to this, of course, is when i bang my head on the door sill when i'm getting out of a van and get angry because it meant to hurt me.) i'm not crazy, or at least not entirely; i don't think they come alive in the night, pixar-style, to dance and hold hushed conferences on how kind i was...
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